Excuses.

Sorry, there will be no new lurkers this week. I spent Monday on a train, yesterday on campus running around, and the next three days will be spent in class. Don't fret, there will be one Saturday, just in time to lurk your mom's Indian summer.

Action Chad!

Oh look! Courtney Danger has got the new Action Chad doll, and is showing it off to Asian Eric. The Lurker shares a few words on this development.

Pictures of your mother.

The Lurker and Triangle Jeff exchange pictures.

Unix, baby, UNIX!

Yet another attempt has been made to get a date with Lisa's mom by our friend, The Lurker. Lisa, being the responsible daughter, expresses her concern.

Ernestly Frank

In this classic comic, we find Nathan Seamonster has lurk'd his way into the funnies.

Firelurks!

I'd say his intentions are completely innocent.

Guest Comic 1 - Being Watched

The REAL Asian Eric made first The Daily Lurker guest comic here! Also, shooting bananas did happen in real life between Asian Eric and Courtney Danger. Yay for fact-based art!

The Daily Lurker Movie Poster

In real life, The Lurker looks a good deal like Michael Cera, his girlfriend Maris* looks a lot like Miss Lurker above, and the entire movie would consist of them both yelling SET!

*Her name is intentionally misspelled to both protect her identity and because I have no idea how to spell it correctly.

Taco Lurker

Sometimes, you eat tacos. Sometimes, Nathan Seamonster gets stuck in them.

A Tale of Two Daves

Everyone has problems picking which Dave Thomas they like best! The Lurker is no different.

Camping Lurker

Pictures from The Lurker's illegal camping trip!

READ!

This started out in a lot less creepy fashion in my head, but on MS Paint, is a lot better! Remember to read, kids!

Worst Data Evar

This is why Courtney Danger can't have usable data...

Twitter!

Anyone who knows Nathan Seamonster knows that he is not a fan of the tweets.

Lazor Lurker!

The Lurker takes on a new look (in a decidedly Sesame Street direction) by confiscating and throwing away more of Lisa's stuff.

The Kite Caper

In this daring episode, The Lurker finds himself and his kite foiled by Triangle Jeff...

The Lur King

Featuring Nathan Seamonster as "The Lur King", and some hapless zombie as a lurker poser, we find that even lurking might get us through the zombie apocalypse...

Lisa's Muffin

Lisa was only gone five minutes when Nathan Seamonster decided to take a chomp on her gigantic muffin!

Being Watched

Oh man, our friends Asian Eric and Courtney Danger are being lurk'd and don't even know it!

Lisa Got That Fryin' Pan

I felt bad for Lisa in the last one, so I gave her an edge!

All the single ladies!

This is also based on a true story, in which Justin, the one looking for the single ladies, asked Lisa out in real life, with much hilarity.

SET!

In this episode of "The Daily Lurker", we find our heroes Lisa, Asian Eric, and Courtney Danger in a pickle - their game of SET! has been stolen, by none other than The Lurker himself.

There's always room for Jello...

This lurker moment, featuring Nathan Seamonster and Asian Eric, captures a true story, albeit the bucket has been added for comic effect.

Everyone cheats.

This one features the ever-prominent Nathan Seamonster. You will always find a lurker in your bushes, callin' you out if you are cheating, if you aren't careful.

Stikes again!

This is the first lurker. It features Nathan Seamonster, who is The Lurker, and Lisa, who inevitably gets her stuff either stolen or destroyed by Nathan.

Explained, sort of.

Welcome to the Daily Lurker. It is a comic, made with MS Paint, about a lurker and his misadventures with his friends.

Sometimes it is published daily. Sometimes, it is not.