Journal Entry #2

Another Lil' Lurker journal entry. In this one, the Lurker reenacts nearly every Yogi Bear episode ever.

Lisa might also be mad about that growth hair thing the Lurker has drawn coming out of the back of her head.

On my signal...

Nathan and Asian Eric celebrate the movie "Gladiator".

Happy Birthday 2010

A postcard from the Lurker! This time he decided to COME TO LIFE.

A vast improvement over the old LURK-3D's

This pamphlet surfaced recently showing off the technology man has been able to produce in the field of lurking.

He was so surprised!

Recent research into history has discovered that THE LURKER found America first!

I'm not sure why Christopher goes gangster at the end, but things happen!

Not a tri-cornered hat. Just hair.

Meet Triangle Jeff! There are those who are opposed.

Since small times.

Nathan Seamonster's elementary school journal has surfaced! Oh the little things kids do.

Excuses.

Sorry, there will be no new lurkers this week. I spent Monday on a train, yesterday on campus running around, and the next three days will be spent in class. Don't fret, there will be one Saturday, just in time to lurk your mom's Indian summer.

Action Chad!

Oh look! Courtney Danger has got the new Action Chad doll, and is showing it off to Asian Eric. The Lurker shares a few words on this development.

Pictures of your mother.

The Lurker and Triangle Jeff exchange pictures.

Unix, baby, UNIX!

Yet another attempt has been made to get a date with Lisa's mom by our friend, The Lurker. Lisa, being the responsible daughter, expresses her concern.

Ernestly Frank

In this classic comic, we find Nathan Seamonster has lurk'd his way into the funnies.

Firelurks!

I'd say his intentions are completely innocent.

Guest Comic 1 - Being Watched

The REAL Asian Eric made first The Daily Lurker guest comic here! Also, shooting bananas did happen in real life between Asian Eric and Courtney Danger. Yay for fact-based art!

The Daily Lurker Movie Poster

In real life, The Lurker looks a good deal like Michael Cera, his girlfriend Maris* looks a lot like Miss Lurker above, and the entire movie would consist of them both yelling SET!

*Her name is intentionally misspelled to both protect her identity and because I have no idea how to spell it correctly.

Taco Lurker

Sometimes, you eat tacos. Sometimes, Nathan Seamonster gets stuck in them.

A Tale of Two Daves

Everyone has problems picking which Dave Thomas they like best! The Lurker is no different.

Camping Lurker

Pictures from The Lurker's illegal camping trip!

READ!

This started out in a lot less creepy fashion in my head, but on MS Paint, is a lot better! Remember to read, kids!

Worst Data Evar

This is why Courtney Danger can't have usable data...